Y2K Bugs Solved
YSA Labs Solve Y2K Problem and Make Computers Redundant
The Information Services Steering Committee in conjunction with The Mill (the research division of the YSA Labs) has determined that there is no longer any need for network or software applications support. The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by January 1, 2000. Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. This will get rid of three major problems:
- No Y2K problems
- No technical glitches keeping work from being done
- No more wasted time reading and writing emails
FAQ Sheet
Prepared by the Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support Team
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: DON'T SHAKE IT!
The Researchers at The Mill are interested in hearing about your unpublished research or new and interesting theories. If you have something in which you think our team would be interested, send it to us by email or snail mail to your YSA Chapter. Prizes will be awarded to good contributions as judged by the senior researchers.
Designed and maintained by the ever-efficient staff at
The Mill
themill@ysa.org.au.
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Last Modified: Monday, 08-Sep-2003 10:24:09 EST
